
Michael Bay is one of the few directors who actually regresses as a filmmaker. 1996 marked the arrival of The Rock, which remains his best movie. Not a classic action film, but well-made, memorable and thoroughly enjoyable. Jump forward to 2009 and we find Bay behind the biggest hit of the summer, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. One would expect Bay to naturally hone his craft after more than a decade of making action movies. Yet somehow, the competence and excitement found in the The Rock is non-existant in Mr. Bay’s contribution to the weak 2009 summer season.
Admittedly, I walked out of the first Transformers unimpressed was not looking forward to another installment. Still, I tried my best to enter the theater with an open mind. 0 for 2. I realize these movies are based on toys and I’m not expecting a groundbreaking film like The Godfather. Yet the execution of ideas in Transformers 2 is just mind-numbingly frustrating. Why does a Transformers movie need to have a run-time of 2 1/2 hours? I think it’s safe to say that audiences flock to these movies to see giant robots beat the crap out of each other. Despite some shaky cam and poor direction, the robot action is delivered with top-notch CGI. But why do the filmmakers feel the need to toss in the pointless and annoying human subplots? If Bay and his writers removed most of the humans and trimmed the story down to its bare minimum, we could have a 90 minute light, fun summer flick. Instead, the result is a film akin to a three year old explaining how to fit an elephant in a refrigerator, going off on various tangents and not following any logical direction.
Any positives? Shia LaBeouf plays his part well and continues to be a likable protagonist. He also had one line that made me laugh out loud for quite a while. Wow, I guess you can tell I’m grasping for straws.
Just like its predecessor, as some Linkin Park song began playing from the theater speakers, I realized that these criticisms mean nothing. Audiences apparently love the movie and nothing can stop us from getting Transformers 3 in a couple of years. Stlil, I can’t help but feel sad inside after being subjected to such a loud and obnoxious theme park ride.

